Listens: Zombie Nation - Kernkraft 500
Watches: Alone in the Wilderness
Reads: Bradbury Stories by Ray Bradbury
Is:

I won't be posting here so often; with my job(w00t) I'm usually too tired when I come home at night to even login. Ah well. I have been drawing a lot lately, though. I'll try to post as often as I can

School
I still need to take English 11 to graduate. Shitsocks. That pushes my move-out date forward about three weeks. I guess my friend and I can use that time to apartment-hunt. Bleh

Cartoons
I like Magical DoReMi. It's a lot better than it looks.

Comics
I have an assload of old Dragonball and Dragon Ball Z comics. How much do you think I'd get for them on E-Bay?

Arts
Drawing lots, posting little. Doing mah best though.

Movies
I saw a bit of Devil's Rejects, it's pretty fucking nasty. Pretty awesome too. I went to see Rocky Horror Picture Show with some people at the University Theatre near George Mason U. Lemme tell ya, you haven't seen the movie until you see it in theatre. Awesome.

Poop
I'm 18 on January 9. Holy DAMN that day can't get here soon enough.



Freaks and Geeks

Today's Thing- WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Listens: The Pixies - Motorway to Roswell
Watches: That 70s Show
Reads: Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card
Is:

What the hell is this again? Oh yeah a webpage i forgot ho ho it is a funnay

Lots of shit been going down; one friend threatens to commit suicide numerous times, other friend actually makes the attempt and is now back at Dominion. Why does everyone come to me when they wanna tell someone they're killing themselves? Experience? All I can do is give ya methods that don't hurt much and are relatively neat. If I was good at talking people out of it, I wouldn't have ended up at Dominion in the first place. Although if I wasn't good at it, my best friend would have been dead multiple times...

Anywhoozlebees... I am officially a cashier at Whole Foods Market in Reston. It's a hippie grocery store. I don't particularly care about saving the environment or 'organic' food(fun fact: the word 'organic' means carbon-based. therefore, all food is organic-- no matter what it is.), but I'm making $9 an hour. First day tomorrow. Weeoot. I don't think any of youse live in the area, but if you go by the Reston Whole Foods tomorrow evening I'll be cashiering my ass off.

School
What. I'm passing. How did that occur. It is unfathomable.

Cartoons
Johnny Test is a pretty ok not bad but not really good either show. Saw Atomic Betty for the first time... Not impressed. Again, not bad, but not good either. I've come to terms with the fact that American Dragon: Jake Long reeeeeeally sucks, but I adore it anyway. It's all because of the god damn 'Hubba Hubba Hula'. God Damn. Oh and Spud is a hardcore stoner. What the unholy hell does Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi have to do with anything? Why is it not about two incredibly stereotypical Japanese girls who speak English phonetically, but about two neon-haired Americans that intermittantly spout random Japanese words and occasionally do funny things? Only good thing about that show is Kaz. Disney's Hercules is a rather underrated show. Goofy as all fuck, but still quite good. Dave the Barbarian is one of the best new shows I've seen in a long time. One thing, STOP SAYING BEJABBERS. IT IS NOT FUNNY.

Comics
Try to find I Luv Halloween by Keith Giffen and Ben Roman. The artwork is like a mixture between Roman Dirge and Jhonen Vasquez; only it's good. You freaks will love it. In one part, a little girl dressed as the tooth fairy kills one bully with a bra + rock sling, then gleefully strangles his sidekick. Then to make sure the boy is dead, she kicks him in the nutstash. Then she bashes his teeth out with a rock to add to her collection. Fun stuff.

Arts
Finally found my cartooning style. Took goddamn long enough. Doodled a bit today, rather good doodles if I do say so myself. I've fogotten if I owe anyone anything. Say something if yes. Say nothing if no.

Movies
The original Frankenstein movie is awesome, yet at the same time unintentionally hilarious. Saw kicks ass in every department besides acting. Blazing Saddles is a classic. If that's what white supremacists mean by the Jewish Media, I don't see the problem. Outbreak is kick-ass until the end when the Deu Ex Machina the Wonderchild shows up. No.

Poop
Fun Fact: In a drug test; salt + urine = clean reading. It's true.



Freaks and Geeks

Today's Thing- A Plethora of Jesii

Listens: The Pixies - Motorway to Roswell
Watches: LOTR: The Return of the King
Reads: Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them by Al Franken
Is:

Contest
If you remember from the last journal, everyone who entered the contest gets a prize, on account of me being lazy and incompetant. Remember to leave a comment saying what you want. Last call.

School
Gartenzwege is the best German word next to Schadenfreude. Also: Has anyone already taken Physics? I need the helps. ALSO: This really homophobic guy came out today! It was great. For almost two years he's been harrassing me and my friends, saying shit like "IT'S A HERD OF DYKES" or "OH SHIT FAG SEASON LOL". So today he's all like "oh hai guyz i might b gay wut do i do" and I'm like "HAHA FAG". I win the internet.

Cartoons
Oh my god. ~DonkeyKongSong downloaded the first episode of The Tick yesterday. Oh god. So good. UNF UNF. OH and I adopted Eduardo and Cheese. My Eduardo could kick your Eduardo's ass. Bitch.

Arts
God. I'm running on empty, idea-wise(except for the picture for =delete-lover... she knows what it is). Request time! Only if you comment tonight. Not accepting any requests posted after I wake up tomorrow(6:30am eastern).

Poop
You're ugly. And fat. And have an unpleasant odor: like salty garbage. I'm starting a journal comic. This way I don't have to think of jokes. It'll be somewhere. Probably LJ. Yaaay. Daily minutiae. Aren't you lucky, you fat, ugly sack of shit. Question! What's your favorite Pixies song, and why? If you've never heard The Pixies, why do you suck?



Freaks and Geeks

Today's Thing- Your Favorite Band Sucks

Listens: Gorillaz - November Has Come
Watches: Jackie Chan Adventures
Reads: Pyramids by Terry Prachett
Is:

Contest
If you remember from the last journal, everyone who entered the contest gets a prize, on account of me being lazy and incompetant. Remember to leave a comment saying what you want.

School
Oh god, have you ever had an idea SO good that you were bouncing up and down and spazzing out about it when you explained it to anyone? No? I'm a geekface then. My ISR project is on preservation of organic tissue, and I will be posting pics here(probably in scraps). Lucky you! You get pics of rotting meat! !

Cartoons
I've been thinking about the legal system of Foster's. Like what rights would Imaginary Friends have, by clues from the show. Also, the biological processes, what makes an Imaginary Friend an Imaginary Friend(they're all so different, yet they must have some similar biological structures). Then I started thinking of the ethical problems of that world, such as: Is it possible to create an Imaginary Friend that is identical to a human in every way? If so, what makes that an Imaginary Friend and not an actual human? Or: How do the religious fundamentalists view the fact that children are creating life with barely any effort(except Terrence... "HURRGH")? Or: What if you made an Imaginary Friend that copies a celebrity or other person exactly? How do you identify the IF from the human? And would it be legal to have, theoretically, hundreds of the same person walking around? There are so many good questions, because I have an insanely nerdy, overactive brain. I'll be writing essays on this, probably posting 'em here too. Keep an eye out if you like devising the laws that run a cartoon world. OH GOD I'M SO NERDY

Poop
Stolen from !

-Goth--
Do you wear black eyeliner?: Yes. Almost every day. My eyes naturally have a weird shape(think caucasian crossed with asian), and the eyeliner makes them purty lewking.
Do you own any black clothing?: Lots. Most of my black stuff is formal attire though. I have this really cute pink and black shirt with bows and frills and what not and oh god fashion what.
Do you think about death often?: All the freakin' time! It's a fascinating subject! I'm more concerned with the biological processes, though.
Are you a social outcast?: I thought I was! But... People like me. No matter how hard I try to alienate myself, people still like me. Now that my anxiety disorder is under control, I can talk with people easier. So... No.
Are you pale?: Fuuuck no. I'm naturally like coffee with a ton of milk in it, but during the summer I'm dark as owt. One of the perks of being multi-racial.
Do you like Hot Topic?: No. I'll steal from there, but there is no fucking way you are going to get me to pay $50+ dollars for a shitty pair of pants. They had Spongebob pins that were 1" in diameter and they were asking $1.50 for them! Fuck you, Hot Topic. You're owned by the Gap anyway, you FAG.
Total YES: 3 out of 5

--Skater Punk--
Can you skateboard?: No. Don't want to either.
Do you wear Vans?: No. I have pink shoes with rainbow laces
Do you do stupid stuff with your friends?: That's all we do! XD One time, at night(i had snuck out) around Christmas, we were in a friends car and we drove by this fancy-ass house. There were those stupid fucking inflatable snowmen and Santas outside on the lawn. My friend Joe, with much coercing from the rest of us, grabs a machete, runs onto the lawn and SHANKS the snowman in the side. It starts to deflate and fall over, then the outside lights on the house come on. We hauled ass.
Do you get in trouble? Yes. Yes I do.
Do you listen to the bands: what
Do you have any piercings?: Six in all. I'm going to get my eyebrow done twice, my bellybutton, lip, tongue, and possibly nose done once.
Total YES: 3 out of 6

--Prep--
Do you like the color pink?: LOVE I would coat myself in pink if I could. Also, I ADORE girls with pink hair. It's so hawt.
Do you shop at Abercrombie and Fitch: Eye don have no monee.
Are the A&F models hot?: I don't know, never seen em.
Rock music is bad, right?: Since when is this a requirement for Preps?
Do you want to be in a sorority/fraternity?: Probably not.
Into jocks/popular guys/girls? Depends on their mental state. I've got populars for friends, and they're really not as bad as 'the outcasts' make them out to be. For example, all of the cheerleaders in my school are stoners. No shit.
Are you totally anal about matching your clothes? Yes. If I have to change one thing, I end up changing everything. It's an art, and a testament to how randomly OCD I can be.
Do you take a lot of time to get ready in the morning? Depends on what I did the night before
Are/were you a cheerleader? Thought about it. But I haven't enough enthusiasm. Our cheerleader's uniforms are cool though, black and sliver.
Total YES: 3 out of 9

--Hippie--
Is your hair long?: No. Short und fuuuzzy.
Are you a vegetarian?: I CANNOT PICTURE A WORLD WITHOUT BACON. IT CANNOT BE.
Do you own a tye dye shirt?: No. I used to though.
Do you want peace?: Nope! If anything I want more people to die. I want the entire population of Earth cleared out. Keep that death toll rising!
Do you want to save the animals: No. If they want to be saved, they can evolve like the rest of us. Buncha lazy bastards.
Total YES: 0 out of 5

--Gangsta--
Are you from the ghetto?: ...I'm from Germany. XD I live in a shitty neighborhood patroled by at least three gangs and you can't step outside without being offered a chance to buy illegal substances, though.
Do you own "bling bling"?: YES. It is a giant, silver skull with VICIOUS spikes adorning it. It is P-I-M-P.
Do you like hip-hop?: If it's done correctly. For example: MC Chris, Twista, Outkast, De La Soul, MF Doom, MC Frontalot, MC Hawking, Grandmaster Flash, The Fugees...
Was Tupac truly the greatest rapper in the world?: Shit no.
What do you like (about?) afros?: They are bitchin'.
Total: 3 out of 5

--Emo--
Do you cry often?: No. I hold it all in until I explode with self-loathing.
Do you have an acoustic guitar?: Ah...I don't know. Probably not.
Are you emotional?: Not really. Apathy to tha MAXX.
Do you like emo music?: Can't stand it. WHINE WHINE WHINE. How 'bout putting down the guitar and DOING SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS.
Do you write your own songs? No.
Is your hair dyed ?:Yes. the bangs are dyed raspberry red.
Are you a music freak?: FUCK YES.
Do you love mo-hawks/emotional hair: What the FUCK is 'emotional hair'.
Total YES: 2 out of 7

--Jock--
Do you watch yourself win the football game in your head?: What... Why...?
Do you play any sports?: My lungs are coated in tar. No.
Do you pick on the geeky kids?: YES! And everyone else for that matter.
Do you like football?: No. I like sports injuries, though.
Were you considered a bully by anyone: Probably. I don't know.
Total YES: 1.5 out of 5

-Geek--
Do you wear glasses?: Indeed!
Do you get good grades?: I could if I tried. I get... Adequate grades.
Do you use an inhaler?: No.
Do you stick pens and calculators into your shirt pockets?: I have no shirts with pockets...
Does your mom buy your clothes?: Some. I buy some, my aunt buys some, my grandmas buy some. I have too many clothes.
Are you on the computer a lot?: LOL I NEVAR USE TEH COMPUTAR
Do you ever get picked on?: Not really. I've basically been the tallest in my class ever since Kindergarten. I fought dirty back then, even when wearing a dress Ah... childhood.
Total YES: 3 out of 7

So basically, the score is:
Goth: 60%
Skater Punk: 50%
Prep: 33%
Hippie: 0%
Gangsta: 60%
Emo: 28%
Jock: 30%
Geek: 42%

...I'M A GANGSTA GOTH. OMFG. XDDDDDDD That is bitchin'. Oh god.



Freaks and Geeks

What's Goin' On

Today's Thing- Zombies!

Listens: Deerhoof - Halfrabbit Halfdog
Watches: Wild America
Reads: The Fifth Elephant by Terry Prachett
Is:

Wellity well, I'm on six-month unsupervised probation, and my plea was a deffered guilty, so as long as I behave for six months this case will be completely wiped from my record. That means no mo' pills, or weed, or alcohols, and I can't miss any school, and of course, no more crimes. Let's see if I can make it...

Got my schedule straightened out, here's what I'm going through:

Independant Science Research
Pre-Calculus(AGAIN)
US Government
Physics
AP German(der w00ten)
English 12
Environmental Exploration(easy A)

No AP Chemistry It wouldn't fit in my schedule. Alas. But I got skipped from German 3 to AP German because I am a samarty man. ISR is kick ass. It's completely unstructured scientific resource. There is no class plan, just each of us have a topic for a science fair project and we do whatever we need. And, we can ask the teacher(Ms. Wingfield who RAWKS hardcore) if there's something we want to study as a class(like forensics, anthropology, pathology, whatev). It is beautiful. My project will be about the preservation of organic tissue. Wee.

You know what? I can't fucking remember to start the voting, and it'll end up taking me another two months to actually tally the votes and whatnot, so fuck it. No voting, everyone who entered gets a prize because I am an irresponsible, incompetant, lazy little fuck. You can view the entries here if you'd like, please comment on them for the artist's sake. So, you guys who entered, claim your prize. Leave a comment telling me what you wanted. the prize is: "A picture of whatever you want, drawn by me(in full color if you wants it)." Yeh. So gooooo.



Freaks and Geeks

What's Goin' On

Today's Thing- Hee hee!